Monday, June 28, 2021

Olympic Trials Day 8



Final day. It’s been quite a trip. Quite a month, actually. 

Last time for this craziness. Probably 8 tests done. 




Carson Hall has some serious portobello game today. 


A little concerned about the yogurt flavors today….Jalapeno? Sour Cream? Pico de Gallo? 


The food choices were generally pretty good. Today, they pegged the meter: Cuban sandos!



Men’s 5000m final is moved to the morning’s ice cold 87 degree temperatures. Once again, RJ catches the victory lap….with two world class Blondie photobombs. 




The least crowded I’ve seen the dining hall in 10 days…


This shot doesn’t show how un-frosty-like it was out there. 


The steadicam, all 65 pounds and $35,000, hangs off the camera dude’s vest. His upper body supports the weight, not his right arm, and gets perfectly level as he walks along the track. 



Like George Washington sang in ‘Hamilton’: One last time. 


Maybe not…..Sunday’s track events are postponed due to the Mercury-like heat. I make the quick decision to bail out and go home, early morning meetings (we’re talking 0530). Ron and Joan concur, and we’re quickly on the road. 

After we unpack in Bend, I sign up for NBCSN streaming, and we watch the events at 9pm local time. 

400m hurdles, and a world record. Do I tell you now that my hometown is 15 miles from Sydney’s, so I deserve some credit? She didn’t take a sliver out of the previous record, she did some Cookie Monster chewing on it. 

800m. Athing Mu is here to stay. Raevyn Rogers has her likeness on that cool stadium tower, and she was squinting to see Mu’s heels. That girl does not fade. 

1500m. UO’s Hocker is buried and boxed with a lap to go. He does his best Nick Symmonds impression (turning sideways to bust thru a hole), then accelerates like the Space Shuttle when he’s 120m from the line. Boom, just a remarkable step change in velocity. He runs down reigning Olympic Champ Centro, and when has THAT ever happened? The crowd goes bananas, rightfully so. 

200m…a 17 yr old boy from Tampa runs his skinny little behind onto the Olympic Team. Tish and Steve, what do y’all have in the water down there? 

Back at the house, Zoe stops by to meet the gang…



Monday morning 0500 coffee tastes great with the right company


RJ has our class logo prominently displayed on his trusty steed. 


Noticed my perennials finally waking up…

RJ underway, back to San Dog. 


We did a combined load of laundry, and I can’t find mine afterward….oh, RJ folded all of it. Seriously?  There are good house guests, there are great ones, and then there are RJ and Joan. 



Final thought….

I thrive on seeing people doing what they are born to do, the ease and efficiency while producing at full output. For two years now, I looked forward to this event, and one big reason was to see my two Olympian friends in their element, seeing their old friends, soaking in an environment they hadn’t experienced in decades. 

Joan was thrilled to see teammates from her youth, coaches she knew, and she met some fans she never knew she had. 

RJ? Well, as his college coach once asked, “Ronnie, who’s the center of attention when you’re sleeping?” I knew of Ron in college but never knew him personally until 4 years ago. I spent years imagining him walking around Hayward Field like he is the Mayor of Track Town, and I wasn’t disappointed. Every time i walk down the backstretch, he and his boys and girls (all former pro runners) are talking smack to me, the next section, the runners, the homestretch fans, the track announcer….there was much howling and glee and hijinks. At Taco Tuesday, Ron is manning the grill and killing it. 

Logistically, a pandemic takes its toll on events like this. Thankfully, none of us have been sick or otherwise afflicted. After all the twists and turns, we made it happen, and we hit it out of the park. 

I expected nothing less. 

Until next year….Track Hack out. 

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Olympic Trials Day 7


Definitely in the homestretch now. 

Found a great picture book about Hayward Field; in it, a nice shot about fellow umpire Grace, one of UO’s most decorated runners (with a penchant for the unconventional). 

Walking onto the track, we see ESPN’s Mike Tirico doing a promo. I yell, ‘Hey Mike!’ Not sure if that made it into the camera shot. 

Several times throughout the meet, I am asked questions about meet management and clerking by officials I don’t know. Several times throughout the meet, Starting Line Clerk Anthony is asked similar questions about umpiring. I’m not sure what’s going on here…


Good swag….unfortunately, not free for umpires. 


What makes the (track) world go round? Nike founder Phil Knight’s checkbook. This meet doesn’t happen without his $275m stadium. Thanks, Uncle Phil.


From my classmate Duncan: 

Me giving rowdy backstretch spectators the stink-eye…


The temperature is straight out of Dante’s Inferno. Here’s High Jump official (and great guy) James, whose level of thinking is clearly high above my own: 



RJ with some great victory lap shots: 
110HH: Grant Holloway is 0.01 second off the world record. I was behind the starting block, and saw a buttery smooth race with amazing power. He cleared each hurdle by a millimeter. 

400m hurdler Rai Benjamin puts a big scare into Kevin Young’s 29 year old world record with a 46.83.  

Long jumper Tara Davis with her effervescent smile. 


Harvard’s Gabby Thomas runs the second fastest 200m ever, ‘moving past Marion Jones.’  Yeah, convicted doper. And FloJo’s record is probably doped as well….so let’s hear it for the Ivy League!

A 17 yr old from Tampa wins his own 200m semi while looking like a model for juice boxes. Trish and Steve, what’s in the water down there?

Shot Put WR holder Ryan Crouser. He is a big, big man!

One more day. Sad Panda…

Saturday, June 26, 2021

Olympic Trials Day 6


Moving toward the homestretch now…



Moving day at the dorm? At the Olympic Trials, you never know when you’ll need a spare tire on the third floor.

But who am I to talk? 


The organizers had an over-supply of swag, so they gave us more. Happy (swag whore) boy!


I missed a perfectly good Allyson Felix photo op; she crossed the street right in front of me, and I didn’t realize it until she was gone. Dammit!

Gotta up my hair game, too. I just can’t compete…




Someone needs to shut down the Peanut Gallery. I’m a brave, brave man…

 

A protest, late in the day. Pay your hundred bucks and take your chances. For an Olympic berth? Absolutely. 

Recognition ceremony for UO coach and 1964 Olympic Bronze Medalist Bill Dellinger. Somebody evidently released of whole lot of onion powder in the stadium just then. 



Gratuitous theft of someone else’s work: my guy Ron, he of the math degree, shipboard Chief Engineer credentials, and Olympic Trials podium finish, is possible a better wordsmith than even me. Yesterday, most of the young horses he knows are not able to advance. Here’s what Ron wrote:

‘Semi Finals cut your participants in half. It’s a cruel process to determine who gets on the podium. The finals…worse. Many are cold, few are frozen. Many are good, few are chosen. Only three get on the stand. The elation and anguish. Only here in Eugene, Oregon.’

That is some serious fire and brimstone poetry. Well done, sir. 

Hometown star Jenna Prandini destroys her 200m semi. She’s going to be jacked up for the final. 

When you connect with classmates 34 years later and 3000 miles away….Chris and Duncan took me out to dinner

Waffle fries with pulled pork at Oak Shire! I added some excellent ramen. 



Sigh. 


 

Friday, June 25, 2021

Olympic Trials Day 5



Night before last, RJ and I decided to hit the town for dinner. Newman’s came highly recommended.


Perfectly cooked. The halibut and shrimp were outstanding. 


In the morning during my outside lunge workout, another nice view of the tower. 


Another full workday; I’ll be glad when my plate is a little less full. 

Speaking of which: Thursday’s track events begin with a 5:20pm umpires meeting. The dining hall opens at 5pm. No problem for a Naval Academy graduate who knows how to eat quickly….I was waiting forlornly/impatiently when the door opened, and my chipotle chicken was gone in 3 minutes. 


Still looking for an updated bag; the swag tent here is a little thin. 


Off to the track. 

World’s slowest National Anthem singer. Her ridiculous pace meant she had to breathe in the middle of phrases. And she was doing her American Idol impression. Someone, please yank her credentials. And bring back the Rexius Boys!!

Women’s long jump in progress, with the effervescent Tara Davis. Her BF Hunter is sitting behind me, with his black shirt, black coat, and black cowboy hat. These two are adorable together. 

When RJ is on assignment at Annapolis years ago, his coach’s son needs occasional babysitting. In 2016, Junior wins an Olympic Gold Medal. Yesterday, RJ sees him up close for the first time in years. 


How cool is that? 

Cooler than the track. It’s getting HOT out there. 


In between events, I duck into the tunnel. 2 reasons: 
1) It’s air conditioned
2) I can’t text or take pix while on the track, but when I’m hidden…


Between events, I pass the peanut gallery. RJ and Company are hooting and hollering as usual….he has many buddies here from back in the day, former competitive runners who are now coaching their own Olympic prospects. Many of their horses are staying at Command Center #2, the other rental house where RJ has been destroying the outdoor grill with his madness. As I walk past on the track, I ask how the horses ran….RJ squeals, “Everyone who showed up for Taco Tuesday made the next round. My tri-tip is LIT!”

At the 200m start, I stand in front of the catered section below the tower. I nod to a coach who is enjoying the food, and he says “Thanks for all you do.” Sure wasn’t expecting that, so thank YOU, Coach. I tell him “I have the best seat in the house, but I wouldn’t mind a cool drink.” 

He says, “want a beer?”   Coach, you have no idea, but I can’t drink on the track. Thanks anyway. 

I’ve never seen anyone happier to walk out for a hot 5000m race than Grant Fisher. I’m sure he’s just here as a pace setter, since he already has his Olympic slot in the 10,000m race sewn up. Nope; he’s going for the double. 

Seriously? 800m runner Sarah Hendrick is chewing gum in the starting blocks. And I almost have to DQ the phenom Athing Mu; she carelessly sets up her gear in the wrong lane. These kids today…

No harm, no foul. She was just confused, and long before the starting gun. I do NOT want to be the guy who throws her out of the race. 

Poignant moment after the women’s steeplechase. Bend’s Mel Lawrence runs probably her last race and finishes 7th, out of the money. As she’s walking off the track, she shares a long and misty hug with her sister Collier. 

Meanwhile, the Southern Cali contingent cheers on Emma Coburn after her 143rd national championship (and third Olympic berth).

Nice sunset. 


Joanie runs into long jump king Mike Powell. I say big deal: doesn’t EVERYONE have a 30 year old world record in their pocket?


No one has ever jumped farther than Mike’s 29’ 4.5”, set in 1991. Serious hops. 

The ambient temperature is rising, and so is the competition.

Lots more to come!